My Dad's Jokes are Punny, So Color Him Funny!: 101 hilarious cartoons

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Before the clients left the sperm bank, what did the receptionist say to them? Thank you for coming! Have a good laugh over these clean jokes you can tell your friends and kids without getting in trouble! I hope they will think they are seriously funny jokes!

If you’re enjoying this article, you might also love 14 Profound Excerpts From Classic Literature That Will Change Your Day What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face. We sincerely hope you had a good laugh and found a fun joke to share with your friends and family. If not, well, then we have even more for you. Not every time you tell a joke people will laugh immediately. That is not your fault! Sometimes, people do not understand the joke or pun, other times, those jokes are so specific that they are really out of their usual world.Did you know that a Rubik’s Cube has something in common with a p*nis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you stop looking. Don’t do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of God. Don’t not do it!”– Professor in Futurama I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in 10 did. Rearrange these letters to form words. 1. PNEIS 2. BUTTSXE Did you get “SPINE” and “SUBTEXT”? Yeah… Neither did I.

Santa Claus – or Father Christmas, Père Noël, Kris Kringle, Weihnachtsmann, Babbo Natale or whatever you prefer to call him – works very hard over December. In the run up to December 25, he’s constantly keeping an eye on his elves’ gift production line, drawing up plans for the most efficient route across the world and making sure his reindeer are in peak physical condition for their shift on Christmas Eve. Telling jokes can make people appear more confident and competent! So, here are your favorite seriously funny jokes! Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? The doctors say it was due to too many strokes. But there are some jokes that you do not have to be a professional to understand, like this very funny jokes. Every time I told them people laugh, no matter age or condition.READ THIS NEXT: 183 Jokes for Kids That Provide Good, Clean Fun. 101 Clean Jokes for the Nice and Wholesome What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. Complicated and long jokes can be a pain to remember, that is why I do prefer short jokes or even 2 line jokes like the following ones. What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple? They're both red except for the green one. Laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. As children, we used to laugh hundreds of times a day, but as adults life tends to be more serious and laughter more infrequent. By seeking out more opportunities for humor and laughter, though, you can improve your emotional health, strengthen your relationships, find greater happiness—and even add years to your life.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!" Three guys go on a ski trip together. When they get to the ski lodge there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, “Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a hand job.” The guy on the left side of the bed has also woken up and says that he’s had the same dream, too. The guy in the middle says, “Wow that’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing.” A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals. Did the sex toy store employee say anything to the customers before closing for the night? There’s no time to waste! It’s time for you to beat it! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks—I'll never part with it.If the family's sitting around the table for Sunday night dinner, go with something sure to go over well with the kids and adults in attendance like "What did the hamburgers name their baby?" We'd tell you the answer, but don't want to give all the good ones away just yet. We all know, some jokes just tell the truth in a funny way. Others just use puns so we can laugh about things. What is the difference between a teacher and a train?One says, “Spit out your gum,” and the other says, “Choo choo choo!” Get ready: Some of what's to come is quite punny. Some might even make your eyes roll. But, deep down, if we are honest, who doesn't smile at corny jokes? Others might even make you laugh so hard you cry, so don't say we didn't warn you. Many are one-liners so you can remember them to share and share again, and your kids can retell them to their friends too, maybe even years later. Now get ready to make some memories filled with laughter with these 70 hilariously funny jokes! I'm not a fan of spring cleaning. Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan." My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something. What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks— I’ll never part with it! Need more holiday hilarity? We've got 100+ Christmas jokes, not to mention an Unusual Christmas Quiz which will really test your trivia! Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. How about Cole's Law? No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan." What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year. Why should you never ask a dinosaur to read a story if you are in a hurry? Their tales are too long.