The Ultimate Book of Insults: A Handbook of Abuse, Snubs, Taunts, and Put-Downs

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When I see your face, there’s not a thing that I would change… except the direction I was walking in. If you have a problem with me, write the problem on a piece of paper, fold it, and shove it up your ass. Are you ever overwhelmed with the urge to tell someone to shut up? Because that’s how I feel right now. He calls other Catholics "abstract ideologues or fundamentalists" and says other Catholics are "little monsters."

In the same week Pope Francis told us to announce the Gospel with "sweetness and love" he said these things about faithful Catholics. I think a good new blog could be, 'what does the pope really say.' it's a rhetorical question, the answer agiven - 'not what Christ would have him say'. in his latest homily his audience is told that 'heresy is ideas gone crazy'. I thought heresy was truth being denied? he exhorts people to pray, celebrate and imitate 'christ'. but who is Frankie's 'christ'? someone found only in an undusty Gospel. he does mention sacraments, but what does the pope really say when he talks of 'sacraments'? they clearly can't parrot sacraments, as in repeating an authentic source because that source is authentic...hmmm, what does the pope really say? he really says, today I'll attract some docility with these words, tomorrow I'll attract some dicility with those words, but make no mistake, if you don't follow me into the hell-mouth in October i'll no longer mince words for you parrots, even if you are 'parroting', the Way, the Truth and the Life. The Church of Jesus Christ, in truth, has NEVER taught that Peter can fall in heresy, so ceasing latae sententiae to be Pope.

Who doesn't love a pithy one-liner? I know that I do and in Nancy McPhee's (not to be confused with the Nanny) collection there are some great lines, from the vaguely veiled verbal poke to the downright damaging and directly delivered jibe.

I just think his entire time as pope will be trying to shake up those in the Church who need shaken. Henry V (Act 5, Scene 2) 24. “This woman’s an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure.” The Comedy of Errors (Act 3, Scene 2) 55. “You have such a February face, So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness.”

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If you do, you have already admitted with your own words of NOT belonging to the ONLY ONE Church of Jesus Christ. I'm living where a Bishop closed a school in a poor area (that was considered a "mission school" to the last bishop) and transformed it into a penthouse for guests, and for himself if he doesn't want to drive 15 minutes to his mansion. Something is very wrong with this picture. Pope Francis has seen men in the priesthood who are living for themselves and not Christ. He is trying to change this. It is a problem. In the same week Francis tells us to announce the Gospel with "sweetness and love" he uses the harshest possible language to describe his fellow Catholics. A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 2, Scene 1) 9. “I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets.”

What are we to make of the fact the Vatican has hired one of the worlds leading homosexual promoting corporations to advise them? Indeed, if She had ever taught such a NEGATION of Word of Her Founder: She would not be the Faithful Bride She is assured to be by Her Divine Bridegroom. Henry IV Part II (Act 2, Scene 4) 13. “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.”Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 3) 32. “Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!” For myself, all I can say is that the ArgentineApostate is an affront to the True Christ Jesus (the one evinced by 2000 years of Real Catholicism) and His True apostles, like St Frances de Sales, and all those who suffered for keeping the True Faith and for daring to preach the True Faith and administer True sacraments under the brutal sword of Protestantism. I don’t understand a Christian who is still! A Christian who doesn’t walk, I cannot understand! A Christian must walk! There are Christians that walk, but not in the presence of Jesus." As You Like It (Act 3 Scene 5) 10. “If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them.”