Let's Pretend This Never Happened

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Plus, my fans are less of an army and more of a collection of misfit minions looking to have a good time. I have been very sick lately with no access to your site (tear) so I am counting the days for the book release so I have a travel edition of your stories. I’ve reserved the very best stories of my life for this book…to celebrate the strange, and to give thanks for the bizarre. The way Lawson discusses peer pressure was something I also heavily related to since it’s not overt peer pressure. Victor keeps going to the window and yelling, "CHICKEN DOWN," but neither of us has the strength to go pick Beyoncé up.

Lawson made the decision to infuse humor into even her most traumatic stories of dealing with infertility, loss, and arthritis. This weekend, we discovered that playing Trivial Pursuit/Charades with a one drink minimum is even better. Can I please add my plea to those of the other bereft UK people above for advice on how to get hold of the book? You should just accept who you are, flaws and all, because if you try to be someone you aren't, then eventually some turkey is going to shit all over your well-crafted facade, so you might as well save yourself the effort and enjoy your zombie books.Jen Lancaster: If you had one piece of advice for someone hoping to follow your career path, what would it be?

I have no real frame of reference, but when I question strangers I’ve found that their childhood generally had much less blood in it, and also that strangers seem uncomfortable when you question them about their childhood. If I'd have been thinking I would have left some Woolite and my delicates by the sink for him to rinse out, but you never think to turn your pet raccoon into a tiny butler until it's too late. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are. Now that Lawson is settled into family life, she decides it is time to tackle other problems in her life. Although still hilarious, I could identify (either because it happened to me or someone I knew) with your stories and didn’t find them particularly surprising or “what-the-fuck”ing.One of my favorite parts is also on her blog, and I’m linking it here so you can get an idea of what this book is like at its best.