Lucky Charms Magically Delicious Marshmallows, 7 oz Bag

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I must give endless thanks again to Gabe for sending me this unforgettable gift, and to General Mills for doing such a cool promotion. com, the Sell on Etsy app, and the Etsy app, as well as the electricity that powers Etsy’s global offices and employees working remotely from home in the US.

The sticky, enriched corn consistency of the puffs does a lot to hide the sins of the marshmallow texture, and as each grow soggy, their textures grow steadily more similar until it’s a bowl of half-gooey, breakfast-approved sweetness. Last week, we reviewed a bag of Lucky Charms Just Magical Marshmallows—that is, a sackful of the little sugary bits, with none of the pesky cereal nonsense. But in a steaming mug of cocoa, the marshmallows finally, finally relent, and I was able to consume them without having to bite into them at all. The sweets and salt crash into each other in a not-incredibly-interesting way, and each mouthful is a cacophony of all the different sources of crunch. Some of the technologies we use are necessary for critical functions like security and site integrity, account authentication, security and privacy preferences, internal site usage and maintenance data, and to make the site work correctly for browsing and transactions.Kids and adults alike have been separating the oats from the marshmallows in Lucky Charms for decades, but now General Mills was cutting out the middle man by giving away ten—count ’em—ten (10) boxes of just marshmallows! The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. After several fervent ALL CAPS Twitter messages, I found out that Gabe had managed to procure not just one, but three of the 10 Marshmallows Only boxes.

Though i really thought he sent you the opened box from his video, since i wasn’t aware of the fact, that he was already able to secure 3 boxes of this amazing treasure! Whether it’s an engagement ring, the One Ring to rule them all, or that darn videotape from The Ring, every so often an object enters your life and changes it forever.Taken together, this mix is perfectly serviceable as something you can eat mindlessly during your favorite movie.

As I dissected the bag, the smell of pure, dreamy bliss greeted me like a million nuzzles to the nose.Always altruistic, Gabe sent the third box to General Mills’ cereal archive to be preserved for all time. I went with a simple, straightforward shortbread dough with a flavor that wouldn’t drown out the taste of the marshmallows (to whatever extent these things have a unique flavor). I chucked a handful of charms into the mug and planned to wait 30 seconds for the marshmallows to get good and saturated with cocoa before taking a sip—but after 10 seconds, I had to hurry up and try some before the shapes and colors dissolved completely into a toxic rainbow spill.

The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy. That is, until I received a cryptic package from Gabe Fonseca, a long-time friend of Cerealously and fellow cereal die-hard. And I don’t know what was more shocking: that the marshmallows came out of the oven having doubled in size on the surface of the cookies; that the marshmallows had turned a slightly leathery, puffy consistency, like a piece of stale Pirate’s Booty; or that the latter was not altogether unpleasant as I took my first bite. I don’t know why I expected the marshmallows to bubble and turn to a runny mess inside the oven, but I placed the cookies on a high-rimmed baking sheet at the last minute, just to be safe.

I did fifty jumping jacks, filed my taxes, and typed up this whole review at a WPM speed that matched my heart’s BPM, allwithouteventouchingthespacebar. Unfortunately, as the cookies cooled, the marshmallow bits became tougher and felt a little like biting down on stale old gum.